This guy who is holding a meeting in one of the rooms asked me about fire safety.
I just kinda looked at him and said “Well, if there is a fire, most people will go crazy and use the front door. I’ll climb out the window in the office. You’re welcome to use my window I guess, since you’re a paying customer.”
my mother on loki
- she: why does he want everyone to kneel
- she: is he like, sexually unsatisfied
- she: does he need a blowjob
- she: is he gay
- she: is that why they call it ass-gard
- she: does he get it on with thor
Second in a series of summer-y (probably some kind of AU) Avengers drawings.
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
